I love Gold!! But not Natty Ice…

I don’t know if it’s just me or does every time you say Natty Light, people assume that you mean Natty Ice?? I’ll be the first to correct someone but tonight they are right on the money I’m afraid. On the bright side before the opening credits a dude already got electrocuted in a tub ,after more akward kissing with a double crossing dame. As a music nerd I have to say that the composer, John Barry, who wrote these theme songs is a pure genius. Respect…

They just said OO8 and it sounded so awkward, which distracted me from this ice bath I’m drinking. Natty Ice is just what you would expect, imagine Natty Light with ice in it and voila, you have the ugly stepsister of the Natty family. The weird thing is that this beer, dare I say, isn’t completely horrific but it just doesn’t taste like anything. They could really really grow their market by selling…

“Natty Seltzer Water” or something like…

“Natty Diet Seltzer Water”- It really isn’t beer, I promise- I mean who would drink beer like this. Am I right?!?!

Pussy Galore just came into the fray and apparently she’s a great pilot, who knew. With this new knowledge and maybe the most in your face pun character name in cinematic history, I am going for a bonus beer!!!??!!

Yes, the self proclaimed king is here, Bud Heavy, and he’s ready for a good time. Don’t judge but this is pretty much because this is the only other beer I have in the house and I drank Icehouse two nights ago so as weird as it sounds, it’s an upgrade. In a completely unrelated story, I was in California on tour and ordered a Bud Heavy and after being looked at like I had nine heads, I realized that is a simply regional phrase. (Northeast stand up!). 

With the first trilogy of these Bond films over I have some fortunate and some unfortunate news. The good news is that I have tens upon tens of Bond films left but that means more bottom of the barrel beer to stomach.  Never did I think I would be seeking out gas station beer but trying to find so many more is a challenge and you know how I deal with challenges…

From Icehouse to Rockdale Light these beers will be the back drop of the international man of mystery for many movies to come and this is only the beginning. More on the unfortunate front, not really for me, is that if you just hit Mr. Bond in the back, your golden, he just wilts but he survives. I can only hope my liver will as well. Until next time…

Same Bat Time…

Same Bat Chan- shit, wrong 60’s reference. It’s the ice talking. 

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