If it hasn’t been established yet then let it be known around the land:
Beer ye, Beer ye,
I doth proclaim my forbidden love with professional wrestling. I will watch every main event match for the corresponding fortnights that thus conclude currently at thirty two. I will also drink a pint of ale with every bout.
*Aka I’m watching every Wrestlemania main event there has been, in order, while drinking beer and writing some running commentary.
What you gunna do when beer enity now tries to be funny while buzzed, runs wild on you…